Salary not up to scratch? Hock your arse downtown then.

Things are always big in Texas.  In Texas even teacher’s salaries are big, especially for those that are supplementing their teaching salary with a bit of prostitution on the side.

That was allegedly the plan for Laurie Ann Lewis earlier this week.  Not content with the income she earned as a teacher at Cleveland High School in Houston police allege Laurie Ann Lewis met a man in an online chat room.  Unfortunately for Laurie Ann Lewis it was a sting and she got stung after asking for $300 to perform a sexual act.

“I don’t know to what extent she did this job. As far as I’m concerned, she’s a teacher that got arrested for prostitution. I don’t know that she was a career prostitute” Houston Police Department’s Bruce Williams said.

Laurie Ann Lewis must be feeling like a bit of a dumbass as she ponders whether or not she’ll do time in ‘pound me in the arse prison‘ but not as stupid as the Cleveland Independent School District is going to feel after their decision to place Laurie Ann Lewis on paid administrative leave.  Not only does the school district now have a hooker on the books, no one is getting a blowjob out of the deal.  Or are they?

In related news the court is still out in the case of Citizens of the U.S.A. vs Citizens of the U.S.A..  It is alleged that the Citizens of the U.S.A. are paying taxes, mostly.  A percentage of those taxes and up as salary for President Bush.  It is clearly evident he is screwing the country and the Citizens of the U.S.A. are paying for it.  Does prostitution get any more obvious?